Curious how my English sounds to Americans — can you guess where I’m from or which U.S. city/state I could pass for?

Something East Asian or Southeast Asian. Oh, also... gay.

Your English is good. You don't sound American at all. I'd guess Middle Eastern. The "a" you use in "that," "happy," and "add" that sounds like it's trying to be an "o" is a dead giveaway that you're not American or British.

Gay East European (ie, likely a Slavic accent). Definitely not British, American or Canadian.

Maybe Turkish or nearby with [gay male speech](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_male_speech) is my guess. I never really get the "which US city/state could I pass in" questions. The US is so diverse you can find a ton of people all over with various accents. No one really cares about accents in the US other than potentially enjoying some over others. The only time people will really be annoyed by an accent generally in the US is if they call a customer support line and get certain thick accents that are hard to understand.

Gay Kansas City (Missouri side.)

Brazilian?

Your English is very good—clear and easy to understand. I’m guessing you’re from Europe, but cannot determine where. You’re either gay or you learned English from a gay American. You use the term “y’all”, which is most often attributed to the south, but it is not uncommon to hear it said anywhere else. Will you give any answers to determine how close we were?

thats pretty good

Indian. Sounds like Californian valley gay

Non-heterosexual Indian.

You sound like a gay British Pakistani 

You're a queen 💅

Your native accent overrides any regional American accent making it difficult to identify one. You speak very clearly.

Levantine Arab, also gay

All your 'a''s are short, eg: 'uccent' (not accent) 'udd' (not add) 'huppy'(not happy). I think you might be Scandinavian.

Sounds Vietnamese to me

I think maybe Indian, but wherever you are from is definitely masked in your accent.

You have a good accent. But it hits me as an Indian. I'd honestly be surprised if you weren't Indian. But as others said, you do also sound gay. It's like a mix of "gay Child who moved to America from an early age and spoke an Indian dialect at home but English outside the house" accent to me. Edit: Just saw in the comments you are Lebanese. I'm surprised. There are so many hints of a slight Indian accent to me.

Congrats on finishing your degree. One thing that Americans don’t say is “I went to university.” It is called a university, but we typically say “college” when we refer to going to a university. I would guess you’re East Asian.

Northern Germany and your teacher was English.